Towel for every occasion
"Design and material is great. Would buy again!"
You Have Died of Dysentery Towel
$44.44
DESCRIPTION
Remember that moment when you saw, 'You died of dysentery,' and knew it was game over? Relive that iconic tragedy every time you wipe down your clubs with this towel—just try not to let the dysentery catch up with you.
- Brand: Devant
- 16“ x 32“ size
- Holds up to 7x its weight in water
- Durable waffle texture offers a thorough and gentle clean
- Mold and mildew resistant
- Lightweight microfiber made with a polyester blend
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- Shipping time from our distribution center is generally 3-5 business days.
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